Helen

A girl that is literally the prettiest person on the planet. She’s very thoughtful and caring but can be a bit of a bisbis sometimes. She never says how she feels but other than that she’s a good gal

Dude I tried talking to this one girl Helen but she’s so shy so she told me she gotta go do volunteer

by PayBackISABitch June 8, 2019

fuzzy helmet

Is when you cum in your underwear and then place them on your partner's head.

I gave her the fuzzy helmet last night.

by detroiterd March 17, 2011

gladiator helmet

While resting your sack on her forehead, drape your penis downward over the bridge of her nose. If so inclined one can yell Spartacus or Maximous.

I asked my girlfriend if she would be my little gladiator, she said yes but was unimpressed with the roleplaying event.

by Rexhaven August 17, 2003

roman helmet

While they are passed out, gently and inconspicuously place your fleshy bag on their forehead while carefully laying down your dudemeat down the bridge of their nose in parallel fashion

"Gary passed out, so we all took turns fitting him for a roman helmet"

by BDubbs December 24, 2003

Helen Keller cup

The center cup in a standard 10 cup beer pong rack that requires little to no skill or coordination to make. Even Helen Keller could make it in this cup.

Terrible beer pong player: Yeah I made it! First shot of the game, take that!
Opposing team: You hit the Helen Keller cup...big fucking deal.

by tdawss December 24, 2009

Camaro crash helmet

Yet another term for a Mullet!

That redneck has a Camaro Crash Helmet!!

by bulldog October 10, 2005

Helena

A gorgeous girl inside and out that basically has it all. She is absolutely hilarious and never seizes to make me laugh, especially when I need it most. She is also very athletic. Helenas tend to play soccer and lacrosse, along with racquet sports in many cases. She isn't the most popular girl in school, but she has her group of close friends (which is actually pretty big) that she hangs out with regularly. Helenas usually have eyes as blue as a clear sky and the most beautiful dirty blonde hair to match. Her body is like nothing else and she's amazing in bed as a result. Everything about her is just spectacular. Helena is definitely a catch and tends to have the best relationships with men whose names begin with E, M, or R

I love Helena and really want to ask her out, but I'm so afraid she'll say no. Why can't she ask me out?

Ik dude, it's hard to tell sometimes.

by askmeoutalreadyhelena September 3, 2012