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Heffer

Something you call your friend who is kinda your friend and your partner. You guys say that you are friends but do relationship type things/ there are deep/serious feelings involved.

They can also be called Freiancees (a step up from friends, but not yet at the relationship stage).
Hi, my name is Jane and this is my heffer Jill.

No, not in that way, we are just in a homoerotic relationship.

The sexual tension between my heffer and I is insane these days.
by SadGalO1 March 19, 2025
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[Hood Heffer]

1) Used to decribe a female that has has the wrong priorities. Focuses her attention on unimportant matters.
Has unrealistic goals.
Kevin
"Hey Vikkie you don't look so good, maybe you should go to the hospital"?

Vikkie Hood Heffer
"I can't my health insurance is suspended because I haven't paid my premium is 3 months"

Kevin
"Why did you let it get behind"

Vikkie
"I used that extra money to go to allstar weekend"
by Cadillac Kev December 27, 2007
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Honky Heffer

It is a woman that is mainly on your back burner and gives you troubles
Dude last night that honky heffer was great!
by Jack Monfog November 29, 2009
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Muffler Huffler

When you see a really nice care and feel the need to caress it, but when you get close you realize someone is in the car. Then you stock off and your huffin puffin mad!!!
Man I was been a Muffler Huffler when I saw that '69 Carmero.
by SaliviaMcGee November 5, 2010
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jordan heffern

Smart, beautiful and nice is how u described a Jordan Heffern. She is insicure at times but she is perfect. She is super athletic and lovable. Gets all the guys. Amazing at soccer, hockey and running.
Dude your date last night was a total Jordan Heffern
Your daughter is such a Jordan Heffern
by Evadely November 1, 2013
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jaylen heffernan

the most attractive man to walk the earth. amazing personality and could make you laugh even if you’re mad. anyone would be lucky to have a jaylen but not my jaylen cause he’s already mine. did i forget great in bed ?
jaylen heffernan and jaelyn are the cutest of them all
by Jaelyn Tillman June 30, 2018
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Kevin Heffernan

A big hot man who can slam and welcome to Japan. He often steals the ladies hearts, but he always gives them back. Kevin stands at 4'7 and is addicted to steroids. If you meet Kevin heffernan he will try to induct you into a insurance scam. He is just a straight up cool guy B)
You see that guy? What a Kevin heffernan
by Mint Milano March 19, 2019
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