INTERNET HOARDING

Investing in a trend that hasn’t started yet (via creating a new hashtag on a social media platform)

Rick: Fam…heilvessel is over here using hashtags that have no traffic behind them. How is he supposed to flourish off that?

Chad: Bro…get with the times. Internet hoarding is now and you’re so yesterday right now.

*Chad ghosts Rick irl*

by OGT THE BISHOP November 14, 2021

Super Stanic Hearing

ability to have super non-human senses, like tinglily little hair censors on a tarantuala but inside the ear to be able to hear the quietest whimpers and sounds

Shhh, I need to stare off into space like a rhinoceras so I can use my Super Stanic Hearing to listen to the associate grunting in the bathroom.

by I shall dub thee Bubbie April 28, 2010

Turtle heading

Refraining from such act as "pooing" when your turd comes out a little and then goes back in!

Right now im Turtle heading.

Dam i need the crapper, i'm turtle heading!

by Shady Figure October 5, 2011

red army heading south

period

"best keep out of her way, the red army are heading south!"

by Dr Baz October 7, 2003

selective hearing

one of those things that the other half of the relationship has when you are trying to talk to them

Austin: Sometimes I just pretend like I understand what Becky is saying... it's easier that way ---

Becky: he gives me that blank stare and says nothing...as i wait for his response....and then says....oh..what? i didnt hear what u said....

selective hearing

by Austins Pookie March 8, 2010

supersonic hearing

A very painful condition certain babies are born with, myself being one of them. With supersonic hearing, waves from an AM radio cause popping and pain in the ears.

We don't have a radio at home because my daughter has supersonic hearing.

by GuidoPosse69 February 6, 2005

Heading for Venus

When you're leaving somewhere, but still you stand tall, because maybe they've seen you and will welcome you, and you're sure that you'll miss her so especially with there being so many light years to go and things to be found.

"Ohh
We're heading for Venus and still we stand tall
'Cause maybe they've seen us and welcome us all, yea
With so many light years to go and things to be found
(To be found)
I'm sure that we'll all miss her so"

Europe - "The Final Countdown"

by Seamus "CMS" O'Reilly September 30, 2011