HEADASS

A man (usually named Alan) that tells you he’s thinking about something and then leaves you on read.

My best friend? A HEADASS named Alan

by MissJAlexandra June 16, 2019

Headass

The action of being so rude or annoying
The description of an extremely unpleasant person

Shutup you headass bitch.
This man is such a headass

by Mangomonarch September 29, 2018

the biggest headass

the biggest headass of headasses is someone who is a bald fucking baboon looking noob
Their noobness is so big that it cannot even be described

"Have u seen that dude Jim? he's the biggest headass I have ever seen"

by sophieswag November 7, 2020

Headass

Headass is used to describe something corny, in the moment. Also "Cringe". Headass is some cringe/corny ass shit you see.

Person 1: Yo bro I'm so tuff! I'm the best at everything, Yo I fucked this girl bro

Person 2: "head" or "Headass"

by JP2Shifty October 14, 2025

Headass

Usually people with the first letter of their name being A and ending in E. They be a whole headass and don’t speak faxx

You’re a whole headass.

by Yourmomsgae69 August 20, 2019

headass

1. when you’re so happy with a person you’re crushing on
2. also means geekin or crushing hard

awww look at you’re headass all happy

by urlocalgurl June 20, 2019

Headass

Derogatory term used to denote when someone has expressed a sentiment or action which is exceedingly pompous, ignorant, or otherwise stupid or ludicrous. Can be accompanied with the famous mocking Spongebob meme.

Student: Sorry miss, my dog ate my homework.
Teacher: Boy get out of here wit yo lyin' ass. "Dog ate my homework" headass.

by Abu Althalj al-Snow May 3, 2021