Harlem Shoeshine

When you get your Timberland boots cleaned up. Instead of a shoeshine for nice work shoes, it's for your Timbs.

"Yo, your Timbs are looking scruffed."
"Yeah, I gotta get me a Harlem shoeshine."

by Globetrotter March 25, 2007

harlem globe trots

When you get diarrhea in NYC and you can't find a bathroom.

I've got a bad case of the harlem globe trots, I'm starting to dribble, and not in a good way!

by bumbobway November 3, 2007

Harlem Hydrant

When the girl you're hittin' doggie-style throws up mid intercourse. "Hydrant" because of dogs and doggy-style. Harlem because of how the fire department opens up the hydrant spout on hot summer days so the kids can play in the spray.

Harlem Hydrant!

by posaune1 November 21, 2011

Harlem Blender

v. The act of defecating in one's partner's oral cavity. The defecating party then proceeds to insert their Penis* into the partners oral cavity in a swirling motion as to reproduce the cyclic motion of a blender.
*If the defecating party lacks a penis or similar penetrating organ, a similar straight, firm object will suffice.

I gave my girlfriend a Harlem Blender last night and now my dick stinks to all hell and I'm afraid to kiss her.

It's always best to give your girlfriend a Harlem Blender before you break up with her.

by Calick J. Jarian October 11, 2008

Harlem Shake

The act of humping a ghost while having a seziure.

"Hey, you wanna do a Harlem shake?"
"How about no."

by That_One_Random_Dude April 17, 2013

Harlem Globetrotter

A sterotypical black male (Harlem) who gets women pregnant, and leaves his state/country never to be seen again, or for at least 20 years as to avoid child support. (globetrotter). Usually goes by an alias to the females he impregnates as to further disrupt any efforts at locateing him.

Hood rat: Where yo baby daddy?

Trick ass mark: Dat ol Harlem Globetrotter, punk ass, nigga ass, bitch ass, buster ran off when I told him im havin his children.

by Ampresandman February 7, 2012

Harlem Playboy

The online handle for a very prolific troll (perhaps group of trolls) who clogs comment threads with inane questions, movie quotes (Donnie Brasco, etc.), and subtle threats of physical violence against other readers.

Harlem Playboy says…
Joe, I am 100-percent Italian and am obsessed with Nick. You are a horsey fart and should reading the bible and going to church!

by scared reader from the threads May 21, 2010