Hastings, Nebraska

A large farm town in south-central Nebraska. It is populated of mostly hicks and red necks. Although incredibly boring, its residents make up for it by using copious amounts of drugs and alcohol.

I am so glad to be out of Hastings, Nebraska. Even though it only took thirty seconds to drive through, it still took too long.

by residentofhastings July 7, 2010

haoning

haoning is a bad boi who is always doing bad stuff

look at haoning, he is playing game non-stop again!

by xxxdd August 11, 2021

southern fagalistic caddilac hating retard

1) Pretty much a trailer trash inbred hilbilly with mental problems

OMFG that dude is such a southern fagalistic caddilac hating retard!

by fortifyd April 28, 2005

hartington nebraska

filled with hicks and donkies

person: wanna go to hartington nebraska?
Everyone else: no it’s filled w hicks and donkies

by blablabla2314 November 24, 2021

Ash Hastings

An unfunny bloke, usually with a massive nose and invariably has alopecia.

Don't be such a Ash Hastings.

by Portugal Pete June 21, 2018

Game of Hastings

When 4 guys sit at a table and one guy (JH) is under the table giving rotating blow jobs. The first 3 guys to cum put $100 dollars on the table. The last guy not to cum is declared the winner and wins the money and the blow jobee's ass as his prize.

In the Game of Hastings, everybody wins.

by RobJeremy May 19, 2016

mad hatting

getting high off marijuana with a close fraternity of friends

Last night, I went mad hatting at Daniel's party.

by strubinator April 10, 2004