how's it hangin

How's it hangin is a polite greeting from one man to another. "It", in the context, is the man's penis. Presumably if it's hanging well, the man is doing well.

Jerry: Hey John, how's it hangin?
John: Long and low, Jerry, long and low!
Jerry: that's great!

by RexGibson April 26, 2004

Hani

A handsome funny person that makes people happy with his presence and extremely likeable

Oh my goodness is Hani actually here?

by Madring752 November 27, 2018

Handiquack

To get a handjob from a duck, preferably with a friend.

"hey Bryan I heard that girl gave you a handjob."

"Nah, she was too tired, so I went down to the lake and got me a handiquack, with my friend."

by GeorgeW.DazedAndConfused July 20, 2009

handi-crapper

using the handicapped stalls for the extra leg room.and the handles are great for extra grunt power.

using the handi-crapper is much like flying first class.

by luvdady September 20, 2009

handi-tard

A very stupid, unintelligent person, that is indeed so dumb, that you cannot tell whether he/she is truly handicapped.

Look at that handi-tard, hes chasing that car.

by DINKS_Clancy June 11, 2006

handism

Descrimination between the left and right hands.

Handism is a growing problem in today's society. Right-handers may not realize it, but that doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

by LacieM September 4, 2005

Hanging a wire

A term for when a man urinates.

Never touch a man when he is hanging a wire.

by jacknut January 25, 2012