Limp fish handshake

To give a weak handshake.

This guy looks unconfident. He has a limp fish handshake.

by potap April 21, 2010

Cornish Handshake

A polite way of saying somebody had sex.

Tater: I think they just shared a Cornish handshake.

Toad: How do you know?

Tater: I can tell.

Toad: How?

Tater: I can smell it.

by yayee April 12, 2014

Gentlemen's Handbook

A collection of sexually stimulating items that are used, and often needed, to arouse to enable one to Fap aka jack off. The Gentleman's Handbook applies to all collections of arousing materials including collections of fap material or thoughts and visual images located in one's spank bank.

Finding himself alone and his room mates gone, Roger opened up his Gentlemen's Handbook and riotously viewed his collection of porn and envision the MILF next door as he vigorously fapped himself until his balls were dry, gak towel was soaked and he no longer suffered from an engorged, Leaded Pencil

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2015

3 way handshake

When three men stand in a circle and jerk off the gentleman to their right.

Why does it take 3 networking guys to install a switch? These guys are so lazy. With all three of them in the network closet like that, I'll bet they are giving each other a 3 way handshake.

by Sure, Not March 18, 2014

Baltimore Handshake

1) handjob; 3rd base(m).

Steve: "Did you sleep with Sheila after the concert last night?"

Carl: "No, but she did give me a Balitmore Handshake."

Steve: "Nice."

by Hog1 October 24, 2003

galaxy handshake

when a dude come's to greet you with a hercules like grip on your ballbag and and just loves it to much to let go....

the galaxy handshake is usually appropriate in prison showers and penn state locker rooms... it can get messy.

by grundle grabbin mike November 16, 2011

Alien Handshake

1. To perform anal sex on someone or something.

Origin:

Stories of aliens and their fondness for abducting victims to perform anal probes.

I heard Bob took that drunk girl home last night and gave her the old Alien Handshake.

by BFw0rdSmith August 27, 2009