Handle Your Scandal

To take care of business! Whether it's regular day to day stuff, current beef you have with anyone (or if you're the mediator in friend drama), or unfortunate mishaps in life... YOU JUST GOTTA HANDLE THAT SHIT!

Paul: "Ay, is everything good witchu and what's her name?
Joe: "Nah, man she all in my ear about some dumb shit rn. I need to set her straight!"
Paul: "Oh aight, Handle Your Scandal bruh!

by ssqwad December 29, 2014

handler

Responsible for making sure that the talent knows when they are to perform, where they are to perform, and what time they are to be there. a.k.a. "Talent handler."

The producer said I had more patience than Job, so could possibly work as a handler.

by angelsix December 14, 2008

handlebars of control

Coined by Tyra Banks on Cycle 16 of America's Next Top Model. Variant of handlebars of fierceness.

The handlebars of control alludes to someone who attempts to dictate everything around them.

Alexandria has been holding onto the handlebars of control and refusing to let go.

by ANTMFan October 26, 2011

wig handler

The female analog of a weed carrier. A lesser and often disposable assistant to a female or member of her entourage.

Nicole Richie made a decent living as Paris Hilton's wig handler on the Simple Life.

Destiny's Child are glorified wig handlers for Beyonce.

by Darrell Johnson September 3, 2007

crotch-handled

When a person wraps and cradles another with their legs, putting the other in between their legs and up against their crotch.

Josh crotch-handled me last night when we were cuddling.

by lil_swagger07 September 20, 2014

fuck handle

any part of her body you use to grip as you slam your meat hammer in and out.

I used her ears as fuck handles as she huffed my hog.

by J.F. February 12, 2003

Handled

(To be) Handled. To get owned or extremley burned. Harcore version of an own.

Guy-"Dude man Kyle just got Handled in that fight with Dylan"
Guy 2 - "Dude I know right"?

by Dman16 May 16, 2010