handy hanna

Handy hanna is a girl that gives handjobs in the back of the tesco car park for a small fee

Joshua: I'm really in desperate need for a wank!!
Hanna: well I can give you one in the back of tesco for 50p I'll even show my tits!!! That's why I'm called handy hanna!!

by Handyhanna March 1, 2015

handsy mouthies

The range of sexual actions that does not involve actual sex or coitus but does include both manual and oral acts. a succinct way of saying 'everything but sex' that leaves less ambiguity as to what actually happened.

"Did you get the full ten points and have sex with that girl last night?"
"Not quite, but we did do handsy mouthies, so just eight for me"

by KC34 May 12, 2016

handry

Something very complicated

These math problems are quite a handry

by AtlasS72 January 4, 2017

Handy Balls

When your partner gives you a tug Job by first reaching under the scrotum, scooping the ball sack between the thumb and index finger, then reaching upward and grasping the cock in the same manner. Both the cock and balls are rhythmically jerked up and down at the same time to orgasm. A soft, saggy scrotum works best.

Rachel gave me handy balls last night. My nuts are sore.

by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2018

Handballijczyk

debilijczyk

handballijczyk debil

by yraoifrir July 24, 2020

Handy Trapped

When you hook up with a smokin’ hot chick but you get home and find out she’s offer more than a lady and packing some serious heat (trap) But rather than bolting like a transphobic with a raging hard on sure to garner the blue balls, you settle for a vigorous old fashioned from her before grabbing an Uber and forgetting the whole thing ever happened.

I closed the bar down last night. Took home a smokin babe that was alone all night. But wound up handy trapped.

by Dick Onchin November 23, 2020

handbrrger

delicious scrumptious yumy delicious yumy

person 1: yo did you see that
person 2: yes! that handbrrger lookin so handbrrrger rnrnr!

by dripelboeberger March 29, 2021