E-handjob

while using a chat program, one chatter boosts the other's confidence with showers of praise and other nonsensical words of support.

a: oh, i'm just a horrible writer. i'll never get published.

b: don't be ridiculous. i love your writing. poignant, beautiful, obscene, deliberate, intense, pure. can't say enough about it.

a: thanks, but i wasn't looking for an e-handjob. what would you know anyway? aren't you that guy that likes 'survivor'?

by Buck Bonkey December 2, 2003

handjob

When a woman touches a man's penis in a sexual act. It is like having someone mastribate for you.

Jackie gave Ed a handjob.

by Anonymous June 27, 2003

Broken Arm Handjob

As the title suggests this is a hand job delivered with a broken arm. The pleasure is derived by the male receiving a hand job from a person with a arm often broken by the receiver. The cries of ecstasy are only comparable to the cries of agony by the one with a broken arm.

The arm cannot be dislocated nor can the wound be more than 12 hours old, part of the experience is the sound of bone on bone...on bone :)

"I just got a wicked a broken arm handjob"

by JSunset August 3, 2009

HANDJOB

when one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation (spooging)

That little slut Kimmy was giving a handjob to every guy on the swim team last night!

by Marty October 16, 2003

Jalapeno handjob

Getting a handjob with icy hot as lube

My dick is still burning from that jalapeno handjob last night.

by Ash2meowth July 10, 2016

Puerto Rican Handjob

A Puerto Rican Handjob is the equivalent to a footjob, where on person causes another to ejaculate by using their feet.

Last night my girlfriend gave me a Puerto Rican Handjob, and let me tell you it was amazing.

by jjkk2828 June 5, 2011

California Handjob

Usually when the girl is tired or lazy and doesn't want to give you a real handjob, instead she takes off her shoes, or socks, lays on the floor, puts her feet together, side-by-side, and you put your penis in the arches of her feet.

I asked my wife for a handjob the other day, but she said she was tired, and took off her shoes and said she'd gratefully give me a California Handjob

by Mitchell Clooky June 15, 2008