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hamster ball

A spherical see-through plastic ball in which you can place your hamster. The rodent can then navigate around your house, getting exercise.

One branch of modern philosophy asserts that everyone exists in a set of concentric hamster balls. The wider your world, the bigger the ball is. If you are depressive then your ball is very small. The challenge is to make your ball as big as possible. Eventually your hamster ball is so big you are no longer aware of it and you are free.
Psychiatrist: "Tell me about your worries."

Patient: "Man, my world is shit. My hamster ball is so small, I feel so bad. I know some fag is gonna stick me up his sorry ass one day."
by Wizards Sleeve June 27, 2005
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Hamster House

The best Hamster Forum out there. For great advice and ever greater friends, visit this amazing site.
Psychoclarinet: I love Hamster House!

Trouble: You're a nerd.
by psychoclarinet October 6, 2008
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Hamster Nugget

When you're having anal sex with your' girl without a condom, and when your done you go to pee and out comes little nuggets of shit that have been packing into you're urethra and come out looken like Hamster Nuggets......
Dude I banged my girl in the ass so hard last night, when i woke up I pissed out like three Hamster Nuggets.
by Corey M December 28, 2007
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hamster's wheel

A 20th century drinking game, comprised of smaller abbreviated drinking games combined. It is composed of beer bonging, beer pong, dice, darts, cards, shots and can crushing. It is a timed event resulting in the losers fulfilling a pre-set punishment. Usually consists of 3 or so beers consumed in around 3 minutes.
The combined time of team sunglasses gave them the victory tonight in the hamster's wheel
by Josh Danklefsen March 20, 2005
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hamster chubs

When you over feed your hamsters and proceed to take the exercise wheel off the axis. Very cruel do not attempt. Hamsters can get very huge and live a shorter life than expected.
by reggaebooba April 7, 2010
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Hamster Hatchery

An onion ass with such high capacity that two hamsters can mate in it's warmth, and deliver a full litter of hamsters out of its asshole
"OMG, have you seen Nicky Minajs ass? It's a total hamster hatchery!"
by Superpickle January 11, 2017
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Hamster Tube

A girl that is a bit dumb but not stupid
by Danny Farkas April 17, 2019
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