An overweight figure, most commonly found lurking about goth clubs after the successful plunder of a local Honeybaked location. By the trail of honey glaze, the Hampire is armed with a bodily odor so foul, that it asphyxiates those caught in the wake of its' greasy treacle. Should you encounter a Hampire, it is said that the best defense against the foul pantry-dweller, is a good pair of cross-training shoes: If it can't keep up with you, the Hampire will soon loose all interest in you, favoring the closest emochilde it can snack upon.
"Hey, where'd my sandwich go, and why does it smell like rancid bacon on this patio?"
"Damn dude, did you see the size of that Hampire that went past? That Gloomcow almost stuck me to the floor with how much patchouli was funked onto her!"
"Damn dude, did you see the size of that Hampire that went past? That Gloomcow almost stuck me to the floor with how much patchouli was funked onto her!"
by Col. Harland Sanders March 4, 2009
Get the Hampire mug.The girls cooters stink like rotten blue cheese with lips like a double meat Arby’s sandwich. The guys are corn fed redneck hillbilly’s that fuck each other’s heifers around the campfire to a bottle of jim beam. The principal likes his butthole soup sandwiched by the big dicked janitor. But has the best frisky physics teacher around(just ask the boss).
by kootercrusher June 11, 2020
Get the Hamshire Fannett mug.The incorrect, ignorant, faggot way of saying "New Hampshirites". Mostly said by people who have never been to New Hampshire.
Faggot- Hahaha, people from New Hampshire are New Hampshits!!!
New Hampshirite- Shut up, you've never even been to New Hampshire.
New Hampshirite- Shut up, you've never even been to New Hampshire.
by GoNH004 May 2, 2006
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When your sexual Vampire bite's down on your jugular for the last time, you draw near and approach your final climax and end in the eternal nut. P.s Best done by a gobby
When your sexual Vampire bite's down on your jugular for the last time, you draw near and approach your final climax and end in the eternal nut. P.s Best done by a gobby
Setting: Afterlife
Tony appears in a puff of smoke
Geregory Von Hilmshire: "WTF Tony, how did you get here."
Tony: "I did it Bro. I did the Vampshire NUT!"
Tony appears in a puff of smoke
Geregory Von Hilmshire: "WTF Tony, how did you get here."
Tony: "I did it Bro. I did the Vampshire NUT!"
by Vampshire June 30, 2022
Get the VAMPSHIRE NUT mug.Used in reference to the 2008 Democratic primary in New Hampshire. In that election voters supposedly lied about who they voted for, and skewed the polls.
by Warren Wordsfore January 21, 2008
Get the New Hampshired mug.biggest pussy city in all of the county, no one who matters in society lives there, everyone says their hard but they all live in the suburbs and live off their parents money, pussy is an understatement for this fucking town
Joe- "Yea im from the 603 Manchester New Hampshit"
Bob- "Oh you must be a pussy, thats all that comes out of there".
Bob- "Oh you must be a pussy, thats all that comes out of there".
by cashmoney millionaires December 13, 2009
Get the 603 Manchester New Hampshit mug.To look in ones dirty laundry hamper for the cleanest clothes or to find a matching sock for a pair.
dianne: "Will you hurry up we are going to miss the movie"
dave: "alright alright, I just can't find my sock"
dianne: "just go hampstir a pair"
dave: "alright alright, I just can't find my sock"
dianne: "just go hampstir a pair"
by darrennie July 26, 2010
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