last act of hamlet

when everyone ends up dead

joey shoots sammy, billy stabs joey, sandy decapitates billy, rachael beats sandy with a baseball bat, tommy whips out an ak-47 and takes out rachael, then seeing all the carnage commits seppuku. george walks in and says "omgwtfbbqusa is this the last act of hamlet or something?!?!

by hella fine July 24, 2008

South Hampton Butterfinger

1. noun: a three part sexual act between a man and woman that begins with anal sex. After anal penetration the man then enters his bleeding female partner vaginally. The final act happens when the man pulls out and while receiving a blow job from his significant other then ejaculates in her face.

After shopping at the Home Depot last weekend, Katie and I saw a romantic comedy at a local theater and although we had no snacks while watching the movie, when we returned home I gave her a South Hampton Butterfinger.

by Millard Hampton December 5, 2009

Kirk Hammet

One of the fastest guitarist ever. If you see him in concert he does arpegio runs that will blow your mind. The only reason the new albums don't have solos is because James Hetfield writes all the songs and he never writes anything that pushes Hammet's skills.

Kirk Hammet is so badass.
He replaced Mustaine he must be good.

by Spawn November 12, 2005

Hampton

a PIMP, a fly mother fucker, the cool kid of the group, the shit.

You see that kid over there. he's a Hampton.

That kids the Hampton of the group

by mackenziedunaway June 14, 2010

hammett

an involuntary erection that has been encouraged by a slight touch from a female

'' dude, james just got a hammett when your sister shook his hand!''

by NES Boris August 5, 2007

hampton university

Hampton University is a prestigious Historically Black University that serves as an educational foundation for progressive young African Americans. All Hamptonians are not snobby; there is a diverse student body with people from all walks of life. Simply put—we work hard, play hard and have goals and ambitions that do not include associating with people who misspell simple words such as “pride” or refer to our incredibly influential university as “a black school”.

Anyone who thinks Hampton University’s women are “stuck up or gold diggers” isn’t good enough to catch one…that’s because we know we deserve better.

by loveandhappiness December 9, 2008

haletosis

The condition of having bad breath.

man, that guy's only good when his mouth is closed. He has major haletosis.

by fuckyoubuddy March 26, 2005