The best of the minor Jewish holiday! Features delicious latkes and often cheese and wine, dreidel games, the story of the Maccabees victory over the Greco-Syrians, a festival lights and a beautiful menorah, the story of the badass biblical heroine Judith.
Whoever wrote the first two answers are clearly self-hating secular Jews with no attachment to their culture or religion. If they Hanukkah so much then they should just convert and celebrate Christmas.
Whoever wrote the first two answers are clearly self-hating secular Jews with no attachment to their culture or religion. If they Hanukkah so much then they should just convert and celebrate Christmas.
Real Jewish person - Hanukkah is a beautiful religious and cultural holiday
Fake Jewish person - I'd rather celebrate Christmas
I think Christmas is a beautiful holiday and have nothing against it, but its not something that Jews should partake in.
Fake Jewish person - I'd rather celebrate Christmas
I think Christmas is a beautiful holiday and have nothing against it, but its not something that Jews should partake in.
by LilachStein January 31, 2012
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My friend Bill was so hauky, he bit the head off my bed post screamed and ran outside to pee on a tree.
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