hadez

To hate "z" (meaning cannabis)

Can also mean to hate anything, fitting in syntactically where the word hate would not.

To be in discomfort.

To be in disagreement with.

Put that shit out in my house, I hadez!

It's so cold out, I hadez.

Randy are you hadezing right now?

Landau hadez.

by Zef Lebowitz January 11, 2011

Hadron Collider

When one anus is touching another anus, and a fart is passed from one host to another.

" After all of these bean and cheese nachos, I'll be giving Nancy a good ol Hadron Collider later!"

by TrufflePig June 27, 2012

Mexican Haberdasher

1)When a person has terrible clothing or a bad sence of style.

2)A person who sells cheap articals of clothing.

3)A dirty mexican

"did you see that Mexican Haberdasher back there?"

"yes his clothers where queit bad and he was all dirty and smelly"

by ldihg October 5, 2009

Haden

Haden is the best. He is very trustworthy and always gets all of the girls. If you have a Haden in your life you are very lucky.

Oh My gosh its Haden!!!

by MRVL September 21, 2020

Haden

Wears airpods 24/7 watches tiktok at lunch, this guy will be the shortest of any friend group. Probably has anger issues

Haden a f word

by tlin May 9, 2022

hadrian

1.A forum spammer, someone who constantly writes long and usually vague, hard to follow posts on forums that wander in many directions. Has a high post count.

2. In MMORPGS, someone who uses a constant predictable trademark line

1.He's got 30 posts per day on this forum.. what a hadrian.

2. (e.g. always signs posts 'an elf clad in blue' or something similar)

by Devrah September 12, 2005

Large Hadron Collider

A device that when used has the potential to create miniature black holes. Physicist have assured us that this is of no concern, though, for two reasons. One is that these black holes are supposed to evoporate due to Hawking Radiation, which is an unobserved theory. And the other is that if the LHC is capable of producing black holes, cosmic rays should produce miniature black holes frequently when they collide with the atmosphere, which totally ignores the fact that these natural miniature black holes would have velocities much greater than the Earth's escape velocity. So there is a distinct possibility that when this collider fires up in 2007, the Earth could be doomed to be slowly accreted by miniature black holes at the center of the earth. However, you can rest assured that the physicists that are willing to gamble with the functional existence of Earth on the basis that this scenario will not happen do not seem to care.

Firing up the Large Hadron Collider without observational evidence of Hawking Radiation is like not putting enough life boats on the Titanic.

by Josh V December 19, 2006