High speed handy

Getting a hand job while driving

Bro, I got a high speed handy from Carly last night when I was driving her home

by BIGfish54 July 10, 2020

Handy Manny

a hand job

Heather gave me a crazy handy manny at the party last weekend.

by Hexi656 November 4, 2008

Whaddaya Know Haddi-Man

I have two words for the children who are raised up on the this kids' show starring Homsar: HELD BACK. REPEATING THE THIRD GRADE. LOW STANDARDIZED TEST SCORES. I GUESS THIS IS MORE THAN TWO WORDS.

Singers: We'll have an adventure and several long trips. We'll make some new friends and maybe get a bite to eat! All 'cause we say...
Kids: Whaddaya Know Haddi-Man?
Homsar: DAAAAAAAAH! I'm a trendy tote bag!

by SMD August 19, 2004

ED HARDY

A tragically hip LA Based clothing brand.The brand started the new wave of urban hipster fashion along with CHROME HEARTS,AFFLICTION,JUICY...etc.Has come to signify an ability to overpay for loudly colored clothing.Has become a status signifier amongst BMER/BENZ driving club kids who still live at home.Cougar MILFS can be seen wearing it on bonding trips to the mall with their sociopath offspring. The preferred clothing of the DOUCHEBAG GENERATION.

NEWPORT BEACH/UCI HOTTIE:"My mom's in Aspen...but she just leased me this new C-CLASS-and left me the Amex for some shopping."

MUSCULAR TATTED OUT ACTOR WANNABE LOSER BOYFRIEND WITH HIDEOUSLY SPIKED HAIR:"Kewl! let's go down on Melrose.
I need a new ED HARDY tee."

by L.MARTIN December 29, 2007

haddock

when you lose in court, over and over and over again.

I think it might be a haddock at Court today!

by Santa Clarita Grillers August 9, 2020

East Haddam, Ct

The most boring town ever founded. The most entertaning thing to do is to go to 7-11 and hang out. Home to Bashan Lake

Dude lets go do something.

What theres nothing to do in East Haddam, Ct

by Eh is boring July 24, 2010

Sandy Handy

Used as a form of negative reinforcement. A hand job where the giver covers their hand in vaseline, followed by dipping the hand in beach sand. This results in massive erosion of the penis.

Marco if you don't clean up your shit, I'm going to give you the roughest sandy handy.

by 1501 December 5, 2010