humpytoy

Humpytoy is the trademark brand name of the original sex toy for dogs.

To help relieve some tension, the entire office pitched in and bought their dateless boss a Humpytoy for Valentines Day.

by Lorin B October 30, 2007

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Humptie Dumptie

When, to your surprise, you go to pee in a wall urinal and you find a load of shit just sitting there clogging the path of the piss. It is the nemesis of every janitor.

Nick: Dude I was just in the bathroom and someone couldnt wait to hit the stalls and took a Humptie Dumptie.

Tim: Dude I know, I did it...

by The "on-the-spot" crapper May 10, 2010

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humpy dance

"to do the humpy dance" means nothing more then doing it

(1) She did the humpy dance with the pool guy

(2) But at least he didnt make the humpy dance with this slut

by Guy Pawn June 11, 2006

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Humply

One who, in the playing of video games, repeatedly spams the same move over and over.

Stop spamming your Up and B! You're being such a Humply!

Boy, is that n00b Humplying it up over there.

by Rob Bednarek October 26, 2006

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(adj.) used to describe a person, usually male, whose body is beautifully sculpted or "humped" with muscles. Having this characterstic typically makes him "humpable," although not in the case of such humpy persons as Lou Fariggno or that annoying blond australopithecine who sells exercise equipment on infommercials.

After leaving his weight-training class, Ignacio looked all humpy.

by evil little monkey June 20, 2005

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