johns hopkins

where everyone who got rejected from harvard, yale, standford, mit, caltech, and princeton goes to college.

"man, rejection day senior year in high school was the worst, except for my acceptance to johns hopkins!"

by a&s '04 December 26, 2005

Sadie Hawkins

The name given to disabled girls who typically like to dance.

Too bad Sadie Hawkins is disabled. She'd be a great dancer if she weren't.

by yahyouknowhoitisalready December 2, 2010

Hawkinson

n(1). An out of work actor scrapping to get by.

n(2). Of or pertaining to the vagina or anus.

v. The action of ejaculation or fecal excretion

So I was doing her in the Hawkinson, and just before I finished, I pulled out and Hawkinsoned all over her face.

by nycnycnycnyc September 21, 2010

James Hawkins

A rainbow sparkly gay toad-sniffer ex-fiend who farts glittery toadstools on your good drugs

Don't be such a James Hawkins.

by SaD 😢 pEnGuIn 🐧 May 24, 2016

jaki hawkins

one of my best friends

sdf

by becca July 26, 2003

Katie Hopkins

A hypocritical obnoxious woman who attempts to get attention by insulting and being rude to people in the media. She is now famous for appearing on This Morning to debate on issues that the public do not give a shit about (e.g. had a debate on whether babies should be given individual tickets at the London 2012 Olympic and Paralympic Games and whether tattoos should be illegal or not)

KATIE HOPKINS: I don't like fat people, Scottish people, ginger-haired people, Lily Allen, people on the Apprentice, Celebrity Big Brother and many more things!

MAN: Pot, kettle, black. Nobody gives a shit about you, you fucking hypocrit

by Anoymous Guest April 18, 2015

Wanna be Hawkins Troll Bitch

A girl who thinks she is so smart and can get away with anything, but unfortunately for her she is so stupid it's only a matter of time before she is going down to Trollville. Inserts herself in the lives of others and causes drama because she is nothing and will never be or have anything. A girl who wants to be a Hawkins and will sleep with anyone in the Hawkins family to try to become one.

Gwen not only fucked my father but gave him a disease in the process. She is so fucking stupid it is unbelievable. She thinks she's a know-it-all, but what she doesn't know is that she is nothing but a Wanna be Hawkins Troll Bitch and never stood a chance of being a Hawkins and that pussy husband of hers just sat back and watched hoping to reap the benefits of his fat whore of a wife

by trollwatcher November 6, 2012