Hose Hunter

Definition of a Female in pursuit of a Fire Fighter.

Originated in Oswego County

She's always hanging around the Fire Station....I think she's looking for a Hose to handle. Women like her are Hose Hunters

by Shayquandah April 17, 2014

Hose Rules

Spraying seniors with our hoses.

"Oh man, I can't wait to give those guys the hose rules treatment!"

by A.Non1989 December 5, 2011

Hose Beast

A woman, iether pretty or ugly that is clingy in nature and can not seem to get enough of the cock.

That hose beast tried to fuck everyone in the school, what a ho!

by mike May 23, 2004

dirty hose

At one point just before ejaculation, the controller (read: the one holding the "cock") can choose to put a finger, thumb or round object posed just above, or to the side of, the urethra of the penis. Upon exiting the urethra tract, the semen contacts the finger, thumb or round object and because of the obstructed path from said object, the ejaculated semen sprays like a "dirty" hose. This can be a solo, partner, or group act.

"keep talking like that and you'll get the dirty hose"

by Wallace Krumpledorf June 5, 2012

Fire Hose

When you fuck a chick in the pussy and piss in it.

You Fire Hosed your mom.

by Jake Bisel May 13, 2005

Hosed Hole

When you take a shit in the toilet (typically large), and the shit, upon impact, makes the water in the toilet bounce up and go into your ass hole. There is nothing you can do about a hosed hole, though, because usually the water is too far up your asshole to reach with toilet paper. After this, your ass hole will feel wet and uncomfortable. A hosed hole can last up to 2 days.

Man, yesterday, I was taking a shit, and I got a hosed hole. It still feels weird!

by Stiff Nuts. October 4, 2010

hose party

a gathering of individuals, all of them male.

a party with no females, during which males end up burping, lighting farts and drinking idiotic amounts of beer.

i went to Jason's, but left immediatly...I was in no mood for another hose party

by Journas October 9, 2003