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Homework 

A cruel punishment, given to innocent children, by satanic worshippers, that call themselves "school staff members".
Larry : Yo, homes, my dumbfuck teacher/devil lover just gave me a crap load of homework. So I can't play fortnite tonight.

Phil : WTF man?! Mr.Fucktard would give you homework, when he knows that you were going to spend the rest of the day battling me in fortnite!
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homework 

something really unneeded and just plain annoying
homework is so annoying that the girls brain exploded!!!
homework by LivingDictionary101 August 21, 2018

Homework 

The only paper-like thing havin SOOO many fuckin' uses

1) Serves as tasty dog food
2) An excuse to take the computer
3) What I'm avoiding right now
4) What many helpless people commit suicide on
5) Suitable for running a toilet clog test
6) What you should be doing now
1) Here, take my yesterday's homework for your dog. I'm sure he'll love it.

2) Mom, Can I take the computer for my homework?

Yes, dearie.

3) Yo imma write a definition on urban dictionary for this senseless crappy math homework.

4) My friend committed suicide leaving behind his 69-page math homework pending.

5) Let me put my homework to check if my toilet got clogged...

6) Go away from the device and start your fuckin homework.
Homework by FastFwd743 October 18, 2018

Homework 

The stupid fucking thing the government gives you to prevent you from actually succeeding in your life. The thing that gets rid of your free time just so you can get a letter that you don't like
Sorry can't go outside and play with you, I've got math homework...
Homework by School is great March 6, 2019

Homework 

is giving me aids

If you didn't experience physical abuse as a child, your teachers have it covered. Like Jesus fucking christ were you not loved when you were a child? Did you feel the need to just piss people the fuck off because you had no fucking friends or did you have no other talents so you went to fucking college for some weird fucking shit and then was like, "fuck this shit, lets torment some kids so they feel my pain!". Get over your fucking self Mrs. Blatisci Jesus Christ you can even tell she's gonna fucking give you hell. No one is ever, ever, EVER going to need to know any of the fucking words these fucking English teachers say. "Obfuscate" like wtf? Obfuscate my fucking ass bitch.
"Here's your homework you little twat, have fun with that, I hope it ruins your whole fucking week bitch."
Homework by theOGdictionary March 12, 2019

homework 

Random Work teachers give you to do at home.
-ugh i have so much homework-
Half
Of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge
homework by XOXO, IG May 30, 2019

homework 

homework it is very annoying and time consuming. No body wants to do it, and when the teacher ask for it back you sorta wanna throw it at their face.
Teacher : turn in yálls homework
Billy: throws papers at teacher