Hoitsma

Penis wider than it is long.

My hoitsma hurts!

by The Panzerknacker October 7, 2003

Hoil

When a bitch or a hoe foils your plans.

That bitch caused a hoil after I tried to fuck her sister.

by koffyom April 5, 2021

A Hoibe

Its the bavarian slang for 0,5l Beer. Word for word it means "a half".

Hey Chris, kimm gemma ins Oktoberfest und dann dringma a hoibe.

Hey Chris, let's go to the Oktoberfest and than let's drink a hoibe.

by MissBavaria October 15, 2012

Hoity Toity

A person whom assumes that they are above you in any way without cause or reason. This person normally has to find flaws in others to make them feel better. They really enjoy labels are always made up.

Jennifer just bout a D&G bag - She acts a little too hoity toity for me.....

by Star Burger September 14, 2009

hoist up the john b's sail

to say that you are going to go home

I'll see you guys later, I am going to hoist up the john b's sail.

by bgomez August 20, 2006

hoish

acting like a hoe; one who gets around

Julie acts hoish because she comes knocking on many guys doors looking for a late night hookup.

by SHIFFMAN October 23, 2006

hoiya

Alternative to goodbye, catch you later, see you around often used by Australians.

Person A: Catch you later cunt.
Person B: Will do mate, hoiya!

by omega-00 October 3, 2011