Hassaning

1.Being a corny simp, Sweet talking, Pillow talking, Snitching to females.

2.Swear the slow Chrysler 300 will beat any and everything.

3.Pulls no bitches.

4.Being a straight L

“That bitch boy making her feel confident he hassaning”

by IMBROKE January 23, 2022

Hassan

Tending to see the worst in everything

Everything is shit today and life just keeps beating me down. I'm being such a Hassan

by HassanTK February 13, 2022

Hassan

TheChosenOneXD (great gamer)

TheChosenOneXD (Hassan)

by funllama October 5, 2021

Hassan

He has the n word pass

Yo hassan has the n word pass

by The council of jamal October 27, 2021

Hassan

Saudi boy , bald kid , anger issues , ugly boy , locked up in another country for 10 years

Hey Hassan’s not coming back from Saudi anytime soon

by Too personal August 21, 2025

Fahim Hassan

Fahim Hassan is an Indian student currently enrolled in Virginia Tech. As of September 2025, he resides on the 7th floor of Slusher Tower.

Fahim Hassan HATES women!

by AidanVT September 10, 2025

Hassaned

When you have something really important to do tomorrow but you hang out with your friend named Hasan and end up going on a 7 day bender, spending your life savings, placing bets on high stakes underground poker games, waking up next to strange men and women with no clothes, sometimes in a different country.

Bro, I had a job interview this morning but I got Hassaned and I haven't been home yet..

by supermeowmeowkitten December 3, 2025