Harold patch

a skin disease that itches really bad.

My Harold patch is creepy and itchy and grosses out all the girls at the bar.

by Harold Patch February 21, 2009

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Harold Camping

Infamous con man who obtained 100m in assets from scamming anyone foolish enough to believe him by claiming the rapture was near.

Harold Camping: The world is going to end tomorrow on May 21st.

Guy: Just like you said it was gonna end in 1994?

Harold Camping: No, that was a miscalculation.

The next day...

Guy: What do you have to say now?

Harold Camping: It was a spiritual awakeness rapture the real one is in October.

Guy: You slimy bastard.

by gooblyooglydie December 26, 2011

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Harold Palmer

An intoxicating beverage made by boiling marijuana in the same manner one would normally prepare tea.

Pothead1: Hey dude, you want to make some Harold Palmer?

Pothead2: No man, i already toked to much.

Pothead1: Ok. Hey dude, we should make some Harold Palmer!

Pothead2: Great idea man! I can't believe you didn't think of that earlier!

by Higgs October 9, 2012

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Hardly

Irish Slang for no I didn't or no I don't

Mam: did you take my smokes
Son: hardly why would i take your smokes

by The Irish Slang April 16, 2019

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Hardlove

When your in love with someone but it isn't good as in it doesn't work out or they don't love you back or they move on or it hurts to love them

Ik it be hard when you have this but its ok just push as hard as you can to get them to love you as you do them or try to use reality to realise you don't have the chance of them you to let yourself down and realise it's just, hardlove.

by Vanimking August 9, 2020

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