It is spanish for "I don't speak English" and happens to be the best excuse for getting out of everything and anything. It can be used to get out of nearly every awkward situation. The concept is further explained and demonstrated in the song "No Hablo Ingles" by Bowling For Soup.
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Get the hablibica mug.Hablamf is an acronym , adjective ,descriptive word..it stands for..High As a Bitch Like A Motha Fukka !!
One is described as being Hablamf when they are high as a bitch , like a mutha fukka.
One is described as being Hablamf when they are high as a bitch , like a mutha fukka.
sentence..Yo dawg we smoked some dank ass weed and we got muthfukkin HABLAMF !! WORD..High As a Bitch Like A Mutha Fukka !!
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Currency in a habadassery usually takes the form of flying kicks, boners, and bullets to the face.
It is a little known fact that habadasserii (the plural spelling) actually existed before haberdasheries. Haberdasheries were created to cater for young men with more money than cojones, hoping to earn valuable street credits from fine tailoring rather than rough fisticuffs. Now the art of the habadasser is largely forgotten, and truly kick-ass explosions are hard to come by.
Currency in a habadassery usually takes the form of flying kicks, boners, and bullets to the face.
It is a little known fact that habadasserii (the plural spelling) actually existed before haberdasheries. Haberdasheries were created to cater for young men with more money than cojones, hoping to earn valuable street credits from fine tailoring rather than rough fisticuffs. Now the art of the habadasser is largely forgotten, and truly kick-ass explosions are hard to come by.
Foolish male: I need to go shopping for some dandy new clothes. Would you care to accompany me to the nearest haberdashery?
REAL MAN: What the hell? Shuck that jive!
I'm not shopping with you coz I'm not your wife!
Especially not in a gorram haberdashery,
My balls care not for such exotic finery.
Real men don't shop, non-stop they BUY.
And they only buy from habadasserii.
Also they intentionally rhyme, all the time.
Foolish male: That was quite a funky little song. Habadasserii?
REAL MAN: Its the plural of habadassery. Like octopii.
REAL MAN: What the hell? Shuck that jive!
I'm not shopping with you coz I'm not your wife!
Especially not in a gorram haberdashery,
My balls care not for such exotic finery.
Real men don't shop, non-stop they BUY.
And they only buy from habadasserii.
Also they intentionally rhyme, all the time.
Foolish male: That was quite a funky little song. Habadasserii?
REAL MAN: Its the plural of habadassery. Like octopii.
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Get the Habadassery mug.Probably the most unpopular and irritating users on Habbo Hotel who for some weird reason dress and act like small children.
They are commonly found in adoption centers (duh) but sometimes will appear randomly in various locations such as streets, hospitals and free houses claiming to have lost their mothers.
Some also appear on doorsteps claiming to be a newborn in a box wrapped in a blanket as a ploy to make you feel sorry for them.
Caution should be taken as some are scammers and will ask for rights to your houses or for furni and other luxuries.
They are commonly found in adoption centers (duh) but sometimes will appear randomly in various locations such as streets, hospitals and free houses claiming to have lost their mothers.
Some also appear on doorsteps claiming to be a newborn in a box wrapped in a blanket as a ploy to make you feel sorry for them.
Caution should be taken as some are scammers and will ask for rights to your houses or for furni and other luxuries.
A typical Habbo Baby will appear as follows;
BOYS:
Bald
Chubby cheeks
large eyes
Hoody (usually blue)
Shorts (also usually blue)
Bunny slippers
Button noses (usually red from what I saw)
GIRLS:
Hoody (usually pink or other neutral colour purple or green)
Pants (or in some cases skirts or shorts)
Pigtails (some are bald)
Bow ties
Large eyes
Bunny Slippers
Button noses (usually pink)
Their most discintive feature is their mannerisms they will almost always add a 'w' into every word, apparently to immitate to the speech of a child or to appear cute.
Example: "Hwi will ywou adwopt mwe?"
In an adoption center they will commonly seek "parents" who have VIP or some wealth such as furni or credits.
If you are none HC member they will probably reject you.
"Mwe want VIP mwommy awnd dwaddy".
Habbo babies often cause annoyance to other habbo members, however they can be a great source of entertainment.
I sometimes like to go into an adoption center and be mean to them or pretend to be nice in the adoption center and take them home and then torture them by locking them in rooms or ignoring their cries.
Me: Hello
Baby: Hwi
Me: Are you a newborn?
Baby: Wes
Me: You are one ugly baby.
Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You will see "mothers" bringing their adopted "children" to free houses (as their own rooms are too small)
Me: Hello miss
Woman: Hi
Me: Some mighty ugly children you've got there
Woman: Stop being so mean
Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BOYS:
Bald
Chubby cheeks
large eyes
Hoody (usually blue)
Shorts (also usually blue)
Bunny slippers
Button noses (usually red from what I saw)
GIRLS:
Hoody (usually pink or other neutral colour purple or green)
Pants (or in some cases skirts or shorts)
Pigtails (some are bald)
Bow ties
Large eyes
Bunny Slippers
Button noses (usually pink)
Their most discintive feature is their mannerisms they will almost always add a 'w' into every word, apparently to immitate to the speech of a child or to appear cute.
Example: "Hwi will ywou adwopt mwe?"
In an adoption center they will commonly seek "parents" who have VIP or some wealth such as furni or credits.
If you are none HC member they will probably reject you.
"Mwe want VIP mwommy awnd dwaddy".
Habbo babies often cause annoyance to other habbo members, however they can be a great source of entertainment.
I sometimes like to go into an adoption center and be mean to them or pretend to be nice in the adoption center and take them home and then torture them by locking them in rooms or ignoring their cries.
Me: Hello
Baby: Hwi
Me: Are you a newborn?
Baby: Wes
Me: You are one ugly baby.
Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You will see "mothers" bringing their adopted "children" to free houses (as their own rooms are too small)
Me: Hello miss
Woman: Hi
Me: Some mighty ugly children you've got there
Woman: Stop being so mean
Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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The so-cal blonde was so perfect to have in your company at bed time, it seemed as though she was the HABW every man would want by is side.
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