holy guacamole

Used as a replacement to "holy moly" or "holy crap"

Chad told alex "holy guacamole", you are effing gorgeous!
Alex said "holy what? you mean holy moly?"
Chad then said "Guacamole>moly, get with the program."

by chad900 August 28, 2013

Guacamole Machine

Basically the guacamole machine is when a guy is eating out a girl with a really long clitoris (usually like 5-6 inches long) and lots of feces get clogged up inside her vagina. So while he's eating her out lots of green shit comes out. Usually it's the remains from her menstruation or eggs being "broken" or not taking showers. The taste is that of rotten fish or smelly ass onions that have rotten for months.

Gabby or other shitty girls who don't keep themselves clean in any way and therefore have a guacamole machine.

by N4Sir August 12, 2009

Guack

A unattractive person, time, or thing.

Lupe is guack without her make- up

by BigKali k July 23, 2010

Guacamoler

The process of making guacamole by sticking a whole avocado into your mouth and mashing it with your molars until it becomes mushy. This is the preferred method of making guacamole by most perverts.

Jason *Making lots of gurgling sounds*
Tony- What the hell are you doing?
Jason- "Just making some guacamole"
Tony- "Then why is the avocado so far in your mouth!?"
Jason- "Thats become I doing it guacamoler style"
Tony - "Thats really gay, but it looks delicious!"

by Mcfluffan February 19, 2011

Guacamole Fruit Roll Up

A guacamole fruit roll up, or guac roll up for short is when a guy eats shitty food then vomits it out into the vagina or rectum of a girl and is penetrated by a penis, dildo, vibrator, or hand

Last night after I went out with her and got Taco Bell and I vomited so instead of giving her a hand job her a guacamole fruit roll up in her vagina and fucked her.

by ForeplayOnDrugs January 21, 2019

Guacamole Nipple Nigga

Guacamole Nipple Nigga is the name of the son of the dad of God.
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by n word nibber March 30, 2019

GuacamoleNiggapenis

When I good nigga put that pp in guacamole

I went to this Niggas party last night he showed me his guacamoleniggapenis

by Tonks August 11, 2019