Pedo Gramps

A creepy older man, typically balding and/or with white hair, who looks like they most definitely diddle kids.

For a prime example, search "Judge Engoron"

See that Pedo Gramps lookin guy over there? Don't let the kids near him.

by Mynoduep October 27, 2023

grimply gramplet

Refered to anyone that is under 5'9 and acts like they are pompous.

Ruski:"I will come next time"
a week later...
Pizzaman:"Ruski you lied to me"
Pizzaman:"You are a liar"
Ruski:"Whatever"
Pizzaman:"Buy me a panino now"
Ruski:"Nah man, too expensive"
Pizzaman:"rude af"
Ruski:"Are you talking to yourself?"
Pizzaman:"How dare you talking to me like that you grimply gramplet"

by notpizzaman March 13, 2024

Daddy gramps

When you are officially older than dirt, but look damn good (not really) riding a scooter around to get to your next gaming session covered in all sorts of geckos.

Chris is really embracing the daddy gramps lifestyle with his new tramp stamp and scooter. He's so old when he Jack's off he shoots powder

by Scmtb831 April 7, 2024

Blow the grampuse

To throw cold water on a man who has fallen asleep when on duty.

I blew the grampuse on my lazy coworker.
Let's blow the grampuse and get his trolleywags wet!

by JordanR February 19, 2007