Cock Gnome

a girl who lives in you closet and gives you head on command

hey guys do u wanna see my cock gnome? whats that. *claps twice* brittany then scurries out of the closet on all 4's like smeagle and swallows his cock like a jew who just got released from a concentration camp and is eating sausage. when she finished she quickly scurried back to the closet.

by apple 3.14 January 6, 2009

Burying the Gnome

"Burying the Gnome": The insertion (Burying) of a single testicle in either the front yard (vagina) or back yard (ass) of a woman, by grasping one nut in your hand, so that there is no loose skin around it, and forcing it into the chosen orifice. (Lube may be necessary)

Ron met Lisa at a Barry Manilow concert, and within thirty minutes, he was Burying the Gnome in her back yard, behind the Port O' Potties.

by J and Chuck January 11, 2009

gnomework

a word describing a small amount of homework.

I have gnomework to do tonight

by joel and james December 28, 2007

Geometry class

You'll be in the minority if you are good at this. Don't be surprised if you're in a class of idiots who can't put two and two together. Unless you go to Thomas Jefferson...

"Man, I hate geometry class..."
"You probably suck at it too"

by davidcrazy101 March 28, 2015

Dumb Bitch Gnome

If your suffering from Dumb Bitch Syndrome, the Dumb Bitch Gnome will find you, and break your phone. The Dumb Bitch Gnome (DBG) prefers expensive phones and, typically preys on drunk girls in washrooms, those who choose to ass pocket their phone, and those who have recently taken to duck facing their facebook, twitter, etc...

Symptoms include cracked screen app, water(often of the toilet variety) damage, "it wont turn on or charge or i don't know why", "i lost my phone", or "my phone got stolen, i hope no one finds those pictures".

Beware Siri has a direct line to the DBG and, frequently notifies the DBG upon receiving dumb questions.

Dude1 - "Kerren lost her phone last night at Dave's party"

Dude2 - "really man? thats like her 3rd one this year"

Dude1 - "serious dude, the Dumb Bitch Gnome has it out for her"

by RAMTAM December 26, 2011

underwear-gnome

1.) One who looks around in another's underwear drawer.
2.) Someone with an underwear fetish.

I caught Steve sniffin Sarah's underwear like a little underwear-gnome.

by Skyler23 September 24, 2005

John Gomez

A guitar player for a band called The Summer Set. The most gorgeous man alive. Also the most sexually fantasized man ever to live, and there a small chance he might be Jesus. If Stevie Wonder and Prince had a baby, he would be their white offspring.

Jeepers mister John Gomez, you're a cutie.

by thisiswhywerehere.tumblr.com July 23, 2010