Grofit

An all grey outfit

Ana was wearing grofit today.

by ks1602 November 28, 2018

groknite

the grease residue on your hands after fixing a car

The groknite left upon the widow's hand made her realize how much she missed her inventive husband.

by McDuck July 12, 2003

Gronicles

Sea faring slang for testicles.

If you hear "Hang him off the yardarm by his Gronicles", someone is in deep trouble.

by Whls3 November 30, 2010

Grenitis

A sad disease that is uncurable. It causes you to hunt grenades, a fat species of women. If around someone with Grenitis for too long, you may catch it, but you can get rid of it if you apply purel shortly after contact with the infected person. If you do get it, you will get some sort of blemish on your face for the world to see. It will go away if you are cautious and use a lot of purel. If you are born with it, though, it is uncurable.

Guy:"Oh shit look at that fat ass grenade over there!"
Will Carroll:"Where? I only see a hot babe."
Guy:"Crap! He has Grenitis!" (Applies purel and runs away)

by Doctor Bob the -itis expert February 25, 2011

gronot nicks

Ball sac. Testes. Can be singular as in gronot nick.

Bubba grabbed his gronot nicks bareback and then rubbed it on garys arm.

Bubba lost his gronot nick in nam.

by up north coalition August 6, 2011

Granite Capital of the World

Elberton, Georgia
This is where the largest supply of granite has been for centuries

The Guidestones in Elberton, Georgia are an example of the Granite Capital of the World

by Georgiapeach September 16, 2013

Granite countertop

The act of somebody with deformed ass-cheeks mooning you

"Man Tyler the creator! I can;t believe Robert Downey jr. gave you the granite countertop!"

by bobbbbbbbby Hill February 20, 2015