grobese

Adjective used to describe a person who is grossly or grotesquely obese.

Damn! That Dime Bar Dame's Grobese

by Flabbadoogle April 3, 2005

grocery store etiquette

self explanatory

keep your fucking cart away from the cold case so I can get to it, you idiot!
keep the strait jacket on your crotch fruit!! -control the 'howling' and running wild, arms flailing!!!
don't stop in the MIDDLE of an aisle or pedestrian walkway to 'ponder' -get fucking moving!
-get fucking moving, period!!! this includes haggling over two cents from a fucking coupon!! (-yah, but the circular says....)

laura mcfoolsis thought it was all about her, she had no concept of grocery store etiquette!!

by michael foolsley December 8, 2009

Pulled a Groesch

That awkward moment when you say something embarrasing right when everyone else in the room stops talking. The whole situation is taken way out of contrast and is quite funny. Usually such moments are never lived down.

Alex: Some five-year-old girls can be attractive..
Tiffany: WHAT did you just say?!?
Matt: Nah tiffany it's ok, he just pulled a groesch

by Shiny Zebra June 22, 2011

Bagging the Groceries

A sexual act performed by at least 2 people/ Mainly performed by a women on a man/ Similar to roadside assistance/ When the women gives oral sex to the man in a car while sitting in any supermarket parking lot.
i.e. Walmart, Target
Most often occurring at night times or when there is a low influx of people in the parking lot at any given time.

LJ: Hey babe, you down to go bagging the groceries before we leave?

Rylee: Oh hell yeah, get over here now.

by KarstensMomIsStacy January 16, 2021

grocery hole

Another word for anus. I was derived from underwhere that had grocery shot in them(racing strips)

The turd was so big it about ripped my grocery hole.

by Mike March 31, 2005

groce

An alternate and grosser spelling of gross. Also, to explain something that's tote-bag groce. Primarily used online.

tessroxxx87: ewww my cat just puked pn my uggs!!!1
NEWfoundGlOrIa: groce

by Juicy Boxers November 16, 2005

blow groceries

Throwing up. Often used by fisherman who get seasick and throw up over the side of the boat.

Dude, I'm not feeling well, I think I'm gonna blow groceries.

by Charlie Lewis June 1, 2007