gobber

somebody who spits alot.

My friend is a gobber but I think gobbers are dirty bastards.

by Emily April 5, 2005

dick grabber

A girl belonging to the sorority DG.

That girl in the club was a total dick grabber

by joel momma January 25, 2010

groober

Slang word deriving from German meaning penis.

Omg thats gross. Put your groober away.

by mc_glow September 30, 2005

desk grabber

one who waits under desks of women at the office and grabs them unsuspectingly when they sit down.
Originating from the British TV show "the IT crowd"

"With roy stuck under that desk, they're gonna think he's a desk grabber!"

by Doctor P May 18, 2006

gobber

someone who gobsmacks you every time they go in for the tongue, a gobber will usually part-take in washing-machine movements when they finally gob you, be weary, these persons do not know how to kiss.

last night this guy/girl absolutely gobbed me out of nowhere, shite kiss too, absolute gobber!

by slyndicate June 9, 2011

globberdoo

a large mass of an unknown or known gooey substance

While I was caulking the tub, I found a big globberdoo of it on my shoe.

I was walking down the sidewalk and stepped in a big globberdoo.

by Mike612 September 17, 2006

granny grabber

An assistive device generally utilized by the elderly and excessively lethargic to aid in the acquisition of small items. Characterized by a rod 2 feet in length with crab-like pincers attached to the end.

Hey fattie, hand me that granny grabber so I can get that remote control without having to get up.

by joshfromnc February 25, 2009