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Greenmodel

To Greenmodel is to be a corporate whore who prays on those who desire to do the right thing by being green.

Some companies are driven by the greed of those who are determined to exploit modern movements aimed at solving environmental problems. These companies are lead by the renewable resource industry (like windpower and home energy audits), and are wet with the blood of the earth as it seeps with infectious fury like chunky milk from the teats of a cow on hormones.

Like the term globalization, greenmodeling is a good idea that now has an evil corporate connotation. Corporate whores of the Greenmodel type are common in other industries, but now being "green" means bathing in tainted profits if one associates with these companies. With slogans like "It Pays to be Green", you can pick out those with only their own benefit in mind; it pays them for you to be green.

The Greenmodel Movement merely models one's life around those who have sold more than their labor to corporations; these people have misled us all and have forsaken personal values and constitution for personal gain. Their efforts are not driven by passion for their work, but by their own gluttony. In this way they have sacrificed OUR values at the corporate alter of greed.
Many a corporate whore, like Walmart, carry with them an incredible amount of douchebaggage. Many of these blood sucking fucktards have made true green globalization an incresingly difficult goal. Asslickers, like those who Greenmodel, lick ass so furvently because they are losers that suck so bad at being good humans that they must lick the ass they are kissing.
by G-Money-G February 6, 2010
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Feeling Green

This is the emotion you feel when something unfortunate happens. It is caused by some type of upsetting news or action.

Aka:

When you take an L and are sick to your stomach.
Aaron: “crap, I wrecked my car”

Grace: “I bet you’re feeling Green”

Or:

Tyler: Dog did your girlfriend break up with you?

Colby: “Yea, I’m feeling green”
by Tyburd July 18, 2018
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Greimer

A very gorgeous and smart person who everyone desires yet rarely found in the world
Do you know anyone named Greimer ?
by Mailin25 December 22, 2016
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grettel

Grettel is a caring, loving, romantic person. She is usually small and likes things most people don't. She cares and is wholesome to everyone she meets and considers other people's feelings. She wants everyone to feel welcome and you're lucky if you ever date one! Marry a Grettel and see your life be the best it has been in years. Great at relationships, loyal, and amazing behind closed doors.
"I see he got a Grettel, what a lucky guy."
"Yeah he better take good care of her, though"
by aestheticandpathetic September 13, 2017
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Greenland

A very powerful country. Has the ability to make you lose a game of Plague Inc.
My disease is spreading around the wor- fuck no, greenland closed it's port! GRRRRRR
by Gitarja August 26, 2020
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Hank Green

Hank green is a dietician and pelican. He is the parental figure to all of gen z and recommends a diet of grass, glass, white gooey stuff, and lava lamps.
Someone: Hank Green, can I eat grass?
Hank: Eat grass... eat grass.
by hankgreen1 December 27, 2020
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Greens Australia

A failing activist group in Australia that thrives only by getting votes through unorthodox means. Using taxpayer money to bribe immigrants, using children as young as 7 in their protest, and are always yelling, ranting, and angry on TV.

The lower peasants of Greens spend their days trolling Sky News and resorting to shaming, guilt tripping and insulting anyone who dare think differently, grasping at the hope they may bully others into voting Greens.

When it all comes down to it, the only thing Greens Australia focus on is control.
Greens Australia demand tens of 1000s of immigrants be brought here regurlary, assuming the immigrants will vote for them
by HbBrisley July 23, 2020
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