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I can't stop masturbating to grapes

Holy shit. I am fucking turned on by grapes. Whenever I feel the soft, slimy outer skin, I get turned on. I slowly peel off the wet skin of a green grape, and start to feel its inner flesh. I squeeze the grape onto my dick and feel aroused as the grape crushes against my rock hard boner. I ejaculate my cock with the grape in my hand and feel pleasured as my dick is penetrated by the grape seeds. In a clash of flavor, I begin to climax, with the grape seeds getting shot out at the window, shattering the glass. I then stack a pile of grapes which i sit on. As the grapes enter my ass, I begin to shit out cum, shit, and grape juice all at once on the floor. When I run out of grapes, I contemplate suicide and begin to hang myself until the noose breaks due to my weight, and I begin to ejaculate again with more grapes.
Ari, Ari I love your huge ass grapes *moan*
Grape by Ari-Ari February 2, 2022
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me love grape 😻
Grape by no_bitches?? February 7, 2022
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Grape
An insult. Suggesting a low level in intelligence, an unprecedented level of stupidity.
Example provided by Wolf Van Halen in a tweet 03/21/23 “ Van Halen is literally my fucking name you grape”
Grape by lafitteca March 22, 2023
grape by slippery_trousers October 14, 2023
When you say you'll be back soon, be somewhere at a time, or say you'll be back in a few minutes and instead you are hours late or days late. If you are days late, you have picked up a hobby in the interim.
I can't believe they would pull a grape on me. They said they'd be here in 20 minutes and its been 3 hours.
Grape by Thatoneguywhosaysthings October 15, 2023