gooched

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{goo-ch}

When a situation or event becmomes completely stuffed or ruined. Similar to f@#%ed.

Can also be used without the -ed, in this case it becomes an adjective.

"I tried to find the toilet but the whole system was just gooched"

"Awwwwww..gooch"

by mau5fan March 3, 2009

Gooched

Gooched or being gooched is where a male with a sweaty gooch wipes his hand all around that area then slaps someone with the hand full of gooch sweat.

man 1:wow dawg, yall just got gooched..
man 2:Aah shit man, it stinks.
man 1:unlucky man
man2:i think ima die:s

by xDiown( |x April 15, 2009

goochenbaum

a loser that is obsessed with school and gooches; ajewish version of a gooch

stop studying for buff's quiz goochenbaum

by MK is gay June 10, 2010

Goochitis

Noun - frequently used as a medical term to diagnose unknown diseases, conditions and/or symptoms that afflict young, crazy motherfuckers.

"Sheesh, Chris, what the hell is that weird rash on your leg."

"I'm not sure, Bob. Doctor's have no clue. They think it's Goochitis."

by Muffin35 July 21, 2012

Goochin it

The act of looking like you are in complete control yet have no idea what you are doing or what is going on around you whilst being scared shitless.

Dude, you got this?

Yea, man. I'm totally goochin it.

by Xanddori October 18, 2012

Gooching

When a male on male penis docking goes wrong and both penis end up pointing upwards with the end result of their gooch's touching

Father and son at the beach
"Hey dad why are thoes two males standing so close in the water"
"They are probably just gooching"

by urban worrior hero April 4, 2014

goocherific

a bi-sexual female that is at the time in a relationship with both a asshole guy and a cuntish girl.

Sarah: " Did you know that Stacey is dating both that asshole Andrew AAAANNNND that cunt Rebecca?"

Chris: " Yeah that girl is goocherific... "

Sarah: " I know bro... I know "

by The Hoaginator's Dog April 29, 2014