goober

Reference to one who is goob-like in personality and physical traits.

San Jose David is such a goober.

by your boy blue April 3, 2009

goober

When you have a fat ass and you fart and the skin ripples.

Dude stop fucking goobering its nasty.

by achoholicsementhrower69 October 21, 2010

goober

a huge retard that acts like a dumbass and is one. Also, a goober tends to run like a chicken and with his fly open.

Jake is a such a goober.

by Bret M. June 24, 2006

Goober

Someone who is usually stupid, does not ever get an inside joke you made three minutes ago, and everyone thinks they are just super annoying.

Man, ever since Bailey started coming to this school, she has been such a goober lately.

by memekong February 22, 2017

Goober

The act of slobbing someone down on all parts of body. Usually a sexual act. The goober has been used out threw the sitcom "Martin" by Cole.

Dude I was one second from giving the girl the goober.

by DildoBaggins1 June 25, 2018

Goober

Someone who is an idiot or an incompetent. Does things stupidly- is stupid.

person 1: to person 2 my girlfriend is such a goober.
person 2: haha what an idiot!

by goob01 March 22, 2019

Goober

It is a USB Drive which is a shortened version of USB, which is a shortened version of Universal Serial Bus
First used by Peter B. Parker but used many other Spider-Men.

It can refer to a "USB key, Override key, Bypass key, Virus key, Who cares key i can never remember"

1)Hey, do you have that goober for the school assignment?
2)What the hell is a goober???

by meth bitch June 14, 2023