goober

n. Offensive Slang, Chiefly Southern U.S.

1. Used as a disparaging term for a member of the white rural laboring class. Very similar to redneck, with emphasis on lack of intelligence as opposed to bigotry.
2. Political pundits concerned with demagogue issues.

If you proudly use Bush/Cheney stickers to keep your truck's tailgate up, you might be a goober.

by Richard Frank November 1, 2004

goober

something so completely lame that it can be considered cool

minivan- the ultimate goober mobile

by jessjess5353 June 30, 2009

goober

The penis. Because it often makes men act like fools.

you want to see my goober?

by Deep blue 2012 August 6, 2009

goober

slang for a male penis.
slang for a peanut.
Name of a terrible candy.

A really goofy person, and or outcast,
or nerd

At the movies I ordered a box of Goobers, and a soda,
at the snack bar.

"Oh man, I was shaving my pubes, and accidentally nicked my goober."

"Would you look at Marty acting so goofy,
He really is a big goober."

by HotFoot July 27, 2009

goober

a dork; someone who does something of dork manner

I forgot where i put my glasses, oops there on my head!!
you are such a goober!!!

by Missy June 13, 2004

goober

1. A chocolate-covered peanut, often served in conjunction with raisinettes.

2. A wad of semi-hardened mucus which accumulates in ones nose.

3. A doofus- or ineffectual and silly person.

Pass me some goobers!

Look at this huge goober I pulled outa my nose!

My friend Eric is a total goober!

by Malcolm X-crement January 2, 2004

goober

a austrailian man that enjoys sticking peaunuts up another mans behind

"hey u are a goober"

by Elisha_demonti August 4, 2007