golf cough

the cough respectful people use when their lungs are about to explode, but they cannot cough at full volume.

jake was in the most important business meeting of the year with a cold, so he had to use his golf cough as to not interrupt the speaker.

by g1ng3r July 24, 2011

golf fap

When one masturbates very quietly, using only two fingers, with as few strokes as possible.

I was listening to my roommate present her bf with an ass poutine and had to do a golf fap; I didn't want her to know I was home.

by jag_the_rapists July 27, 2012

golf carting

when you drive a hybrid automobile in a manner that it only runs on electricity and it is almost silent and it sneaks up on pedestrians and they are startled or surprised by its lack of gasoline engine noise.

I turned off of the freeway onto my street and I was golf carting all the way home. I used no gas. The engine never fired-up. Scared the shit out of my neighbors and their dog who were walking.

by martinatty January 14, 2009

Victor Golf

Using the phonetic alphabet to say, Very Gay.

That guy's popped collar and pink polo are Victor Golf.

by Mike Alpha Hotel October 18, 2008

Urban Golfing

A drinknig gam invented at Washington College located in historic Chestertown, Maryland. Urban Golfing involves meandering around campus with a golf club, tennis ball, and large amounts of alocohol. One hits the tennis ball and follows the direction while consuming adult beverages.

It's nice today let's go urban golfing!

by pandasandpearls March 7, 2011

Play golf

Sexual term, means you can use any hole you want for sexual purposes.

"I'll let you play golf, any hole you want."

by Craig Addams August 12, 2006

golf shirt

A polo shirt; a short-sleeved collared shirt with buttons at the neck, traditionally worn by golfers.

"For my school uniform, I have to wear a golf shirt."

by Liza Gutterman July 3, 2006