i’m going to cum my pants

To be elated or super excited. You are amazed by something

If they have this shirt in black and white stripes, I’m going to cum my pants.

by Prickcycle May 10, 2018

It's not going down like that.

The situation is not going to go as someone else planned.

Someone has a dumb idea they want you to participate in. Your answer should be "it's not going down like that.

by Sissifinn June 29, 2022

Going Jimmer

Phrase made famous by rapper "Sid" talking about the basketball player Jimmer Fredette, in lue of 'going ham' or 'going hard in the paint'. 'Going Jimmer' can be used in many different ways wiether you were going jimmer at that party last weekend or you were going jimmer on a thot for talking back.

Bruh I was going jimmer at that party last night I ran a train on six thots by myself!

by James Taft Fredette February 25, 2014

Going On A Limp One

It is based around Limp Bizkit's song Break Stuff, where it comes across as a violent rage wanting to break stuff.

"After that football result, I'm going on a Limp One"

by RageMachine01 September 11, 2011

Going Ape Shit

Going crazy, nuts or insane. Going to town on. Out of control.

I messed up in class today and when my Mom found out, she started going ape shit on my ass!

by Kastl11 March 30, 2009

not going to fly

verb: When something won't go over well, won't pass muster, or won't work in a given situation, it is dismissed with the words "not going to fly" or "ain't gonna fly."

"Dude, we are slammed every Christmas. Go ahead and turn in your vacation request if you want, but it's not going to fly with the boss.

by brite33 December 17, 2009

Going Snowden

To escape an area, city, country etc. when you have done something immoral or illegal. Then go into hiding until things cool down and it's safe to return. Doing so may require staying at a random friend's place that no one knows about; and maybe obtaining a new car or identity.

Me: Hey do you mind if I crash at your place tonight?
Friend: Why? You know I'm all the way across town from you.
Me: Someone I know might've seen me with my side bit*h on the way to Red Lobster, I'm going Snowden incase my main bit*h knows too and is out lookin for me. She doesn't know where you live homie so its all good.
Friends: Damn yous a conniving nigg*, you could hide out here for a while fosho. My friend Dayshawn works at a car rental place if you need to switch rides for a min so it's harder for her to find you.

by leerinabox August 28, 2015