Gobs

A straight guy who secretly blows another straight guys

Hey bro that was mad last time you Gobs my cock

by Straight-dicken October 9, 2025

/gob

a tone tag that can mean whatever you want it to

/ get out *b*itch

/gobble out bitches

/go outside Blizzard

you decide

usually means you’re pretty fed up with someones bullshit though

is trumps skin orange ?

Good to hear ! /gob

gob ?

I’m sorry /gen

it’s alright /gob

by dudehumper6969 December 29, 2021

Gib Gob a Job

When you give a goblin a job, and he winds up sending your company into the underworld because he's outlived the board with his 300 years of pension backing him.

Will often turn Yellow once they find out about the Simpsons, White People, and Thorium.

example: Bill Gates

The Did(diddo)'s gib gob a job, evidence were real.

by Bongchillacoppa January 25, 2024

GOB

Harnessing god-like talent through with a drum set and a bass guitar, surpassing above-average quality. NOT to be confused with the title “God of Bass” (it is NOT an acronym).

Rudy: Oh hey GOB, you got here early.
GOB: Yeah I’m gonna need you to kick DUPA out that band of yours, champ.
Rudy: whatever you say, GOB.

by MyMom_isHotPPP October 16, 2025

got a gob

Gamer speak for please don’t interrupt me as I am chase/killing a very elusive enemy with extra goodies.

My wife is playing Diablo Immortal on her iPhone with her air pods and I yell “can you hear me?” And she tersely replies “Got a Gob” which I instantly recognize as her trying to kill a special enemy (Goblin) who carries special goodies, and I back off mute. Gamer quick speak for STFU

by Mister Straight April 8, 2023

Gob-Job

A blob in where the giver sucks cocaine off of the receivers erect willy. Originating from the YouTuber Goblin who is most known for his “cocaine chronicles” series of story time videos

“Damn she gave me the gob-job after picking up that gram last night”
“That’s bussin G”

by Mel_Strange November 29, 2020

Jigger Gobs

A blatantly obvious spoonerism to describe work that is usually of a temporary nature in this relatively new "gig economy", thus allowing companies to avoid the associated obligation, liability & costs of hiring employees.

"I ain't got no skrilla to pay for some reggie. Yo!"

"Just go online and take some Jigger Gobs."

OR:

"I need somebody to sweep up this crap!"

"You'd better find someone else. I don't do Jigger Gobs. Yo!"

by Logical Empiricist Stoic November 19, 2023