goatseal

The act of opening someone’s ass cheeks so you can see the butthole

I goatsealeld my girlfriend so hard last night said Brad Chad

by HJmoney September 2, 2019

Gatsenom

A non-vulgar, more proper term for a lowlife; someone who is completely unaware of how ridiculous they are. Also a synonym of "imbecile".

"That protester is such a gatsenom; can't he see that breaking a window does nothing to justify his cause?"

"Don't bother arguing with them, they're just gatsenoms.

by ProperSlang2017 January 22, 2017

goatmex

A person who thinks they’re really good at something but they’re just average

Goatmex is bigging himself up again.

He’s pretty rubbish at that game. Typical goatmex behaviour.

by Flaymex March 15, 2019

goatstappen

A person who is the best at everything possible to mankind

"Woah dude, you're just like goatstappen"

by Callum Big Balls January 17, 2022

dead goated

The terrible smell of your snowboard boots after a day of riding

awww nigga i was poachin dat shit all day but my boots is dead goated

by Crunktoberfest February 18, 2008

Two scroat goats

A Idiom used to express ones dissatisfaction with facing something that is inevitable. Short hand for the Metaphorical expression: (to be like) two scroat goats locked in a barn with nothing to do but bone.

Both the idiom and the metaphorical expression originated from the class of 2015 at a derp school near Atlanta,GA

Idiom:
White suburban kid#1: Ready for finals?
White suburban kid#2: No, I didn't study. Two scroat goats.

Metaphorical expression:
White suburban kid#1: Ready for finals?
White suburban kid#2: No, I didn't study.
White suburban kid#1: Gee, I guess you and that final are like two scroat goats locked in a barn with nothing to do but bone, huh.
White suburban kid#2: Indeed.

by cottagefrottage August 23, 2014

trailer park goatee

It's a goatee in which the beard and porn stache don't connect.

That guy looks like a loser with his trailer park goatee and his el Camino.

by NCJT May 19, 2016