goober 

a chocolate covered dick

mmmm... goobers taste good

goober by joe56 July 12, 2007

Goober 

A goober is not generally a funny person. It (can not be referred to by sex as they are asexual) love video game t-shirts and typically can not hold a normal conversation with a NON-goober. They also think Linux is the only operating system worth using and love telling you that in way too many words. Usually engineer/physics/computer science (or in goober speak comp sci)/math major - for college level goobers. For "professional" goobers they like to carry pocket protectors and go to comic book conventions.

Note: Usually do not shower more than once a week due to extensive playing of WoW maps on Starcraft 2.

Look at that f*ckin goober! Bet he masturbates to WoW while coding in Linux

Goober by look at that f*ckin goober.com August 30, 2010

goober 

Any recipient of government (goobermint) money, either through 'employment' (goobermint workers) or welfare (goobermint benefits recipients). Goobers make their livings with a gun to our heads. They like to intermingle with peaceful people whom they victimize (freepers), but they are not their friends.

Goobers are all around us, no wonder we're going down!

goober by ima freeper September 19, 2011

Goober 

Its a word that Ron created. Made, and uses.

It's also a word that is trying to be stolen by, Seana H. But its not aloud.

goober is Ron's word, stop stealing it!

Goober by Ron May 29, 2004

goober 

Goober:noun

A straight up pimp who does nothing but mac on "hott babes" all day. This playa hits the clubs and bangs the babes, hes what Wilson was talking about

man, that Mike Jones is a real Goober

goober by shawntheCanadianfromCanada September 4, 2005

goober 

An overly enthusiastic tow truck driving redneck ignoramus covered in grease that stinks of way to much tobacco, marijuana, coffee, baby powder and High Karate colon

my boss got wired on his coffee and took apart the bosses brand new Chevy pickup to find out how it works,he is such a GOOBER.

goober by Robinrobby August 21, 2007

Goober 

A precious girl that is prestigious person/thing

My girlfriend is my goober

Goober by KiD K February 21, 2015