garlic bread don’t pay the bills

A quote by the famous rapper Post Malone

garlic bread don’t pay the bills
- Post Malone

by TheAndroidSentByCyberlife July 26, 2018

"Garlic" sauce

When you ejaculate into the bottle of heinz garlic sauce and give it to your girl for her food

Hey babe, heres your "garlic" sauce

by Thot hunter 42069 June 6, 2019

Garlic Mayo

The Taste of Jizzum + smegma

Bruh that guy has fuckin garlic mayo in his sandwich.

by HurbBruh December 10, 2019

Garlic Butt

An abbreviation of the word "Garlic Butter." This usually happens when someone labels the garlic butter as "Garlic Butt" at their workplace whilst trying to be funny. This can also happen to buttermilk ranch. It then becomes "Butt Ranch."

"Hey Jim, did you label this as Garlic Butt?"

"Totally not, Mr. Boss man."

by OiSlumai October 21, 2020

garlic_

A self promoting speedrunner

Garlic_ got a new WR in Seterra.

by Garlic_ November 30, 2020

garlicsmemes

The best meme page to exist on instagram.

“yo did you see garlicsmemes new post, that shit was mad funny”

by meatlover999 November 23, 2021

Garlic Guy

A Garlic Guy (like the Garlic Girl) is a gender neutral term for anyone who sees garlic in a recipe and goes "Yaaaaasssss" and then doubles the amount.

Dad: “why’s there a $800 charge on my credit card?!?”
Me: “sorry Dad, I’m a Garlic Guy”

by Meta 8a January 17, 2022