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Garlic Bread

The asexual agenda. We want nothing else.

Basically, a buttery bread with garlic that is the official food of the asexuals.
Person 1: Yeah sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried garlic bread?
Person 2: You're ace, aren't you.
Person 1: No shit sherlock.
Garlic Bread by Supernova508 September 28, 2020

Garlic bread

An indicator of being asexual
Hey you want to Netflix and chill?

Nah, sorry, I like garlic bread.

Oh I get it, you’re asexual, sorry for the misunderstanding!
Garlic bread by itsbreadtime February 27, 2020

Garlic Hangover 

Defined as the over indulgence in garlic riddled food the night before, leaving you with symptoms similar to that of a drink fuelled hangover.
Dude “Oh man, I got a real bad garlic hangover from last night!

Chick “I don’t understand…do you mean you had a heavy night on the liqor?”

Dude “No dude, we got take-out for dinner and I had one of those Garlic-Mingin’-Burgers with a frickin’ egg on top…feels like I drank like 10 beers or something man, and it’s given me real bad G-M-B too.”
Garlic Hangover by _clint November 9, 2010

garlic gums

When someone's breath wreaks of a horrendous odor, such as garlic and makes vampires disintegrate.
The boy I was sitting next to in class had garlic gums. He made me want to ball up my paper and stick it up my nose.
garlic gums by sparkyjo December 16, 2014

Garlicoin 

A decentralized cryptocurrency powerful enough to withstand the collapse of an entire government.
"Dude, the government just collapsed!"
"Yeah man, I heard. Good thing I invested into Garlicoin!"
Garlicoin by CryptoCrayon January 22, 2018

garlic burp 

When someone eats Red Lobster and burps 5 hours later.
Holly and Russell went to eat at Red Lobster and Russell ate shrimp scampi. Five hours later he burps and all Holly could smell was garlic. Thats a garlic burp.
garlic burp by Holly Palmer January 19, 2008