Glarded

An taxological word relateing too the income of funds into a acount

The funds have not been glarded in 5 years.

by Wo jioa tim March 20, 2021

shred the gnar

to shred the gnar originated in the early days of skateboarding. gnar shredding has become popular for many 'extreme sports' including skiing and snowboarding.

dude, lets go shred the gnar !
bro, i cant.
last gnar session i tweaked my dome.
bummer.

by mrks August 22, 2007

Gardendale

A place of perpetual misery for all those contained therein, i.e. the butthole of Alabama. A place where a solid 80% of the males are pricks and/or douchebags, and a solid 70% of the females are sluts and/or amateur prostitutes. A favorite pastime of the locals is hanging out in various parking lots such as these favorites: Foodland, Taco Bell, Civic Center (but not past 9pm), and Waffle House. A place where flavored dip, enormous trucks, Polo, Costas, and country music are the favorite topics of conversation.

I'm about to head to Gardendale, to go sit in a parking lot and dip.

by portsmouthout May 28, 2011

Garda Panteri

The Garda Panteri was one of the elite brigades of the VRS (Republika Srpska Army) during the Bosnian War. The Garda Panteri was disbanded when the VRS merged with the ARBiH to form the current form of the Bosnian Army. The Garda Panteri is also popularized by Serbian propaganda and memes. Roki Vulovic frequently sings about them.

The guys of the Garda Panteri were a force to be reckoned with 2 decades ago. Unfortunately, they disbanded a decade ago...

by Serbian_Ops’95 December 27, 2018

Lady Gardener

The term for a female who enjoys tending to another lady's garden (genital area). See lady garden.

That butch bird over there - I bet she's a right lady gardener.

by Mark Chapman April 28, 2007

Put you in the rose garden

1. To physically carry a human into the Rose Garden and hold them there to see Oksana debut her new album live.

2. To kill and burry your wife, girlfriend, or babies momma because she doesn't love you and you deserve to be blown.

Nicole Brown Simpson: Hey Babe my friend Ronald Goldman and I are going to go make some grilled cheese sandmmiches at my place, you want me to save ya one?

OJ Simpson: You fucking cunt you better not.... I swear to God I'll drive over there and put you in the rose garden, I'm capable!

by RAOBEY August 25, 2010

garden hose syndrome

after sexual intercourse, the semen dries on the tip of the penis and seals it. This goes unnoticed until the man decides to pee. When standing over the toilet and starting to go, this seal is partially broken and you end up peeing all over your leg and the floor.

It is the same effect as pinching the end of a garden hose to make the stream change direction.

Her: "Why is your pee all over the bathroom floor? Can't you hit the target?"

Him: "It's not my fault, I had garden hose syndrome."

by Bruce S January 2, 2009