The act of blocking one from playing Call of Duty or any First-Person-Shooter. Can be for a good or bad reason.
Tom - Dude why weren't you on CoD last night?
Me - Oh sorry bro, my girlfriend came over and glock-blocked me.
Tom - Nice.
Mike - Dude what the hell I said go on CoD.
Me - Ugh I went to but my mom glock-blocked me with a bunch of chores.
Me - Oh sorry bro, my girlfriend came over and glock-blocked me.
Tom - Nice.
Mike - Dude what the hell I said go on CoD.
Me - Ugh I went to but my mom glock-blocked me with a bunch of chores.
by AMFPsychotic June 29, 2010

"Yo relax... Glock Gleak man. "
"Did you see her Dank? GLOCK GLEAK son."
"I swear to god if you Glock Gleak one more time I'm going to slap you up side yo head."
"Did you see her Dank? GLOCK GLEAK son."
"I swear to god if you Glock Gleak one more time I'm going to slap you up side yo head."
by A-Bimbo January 1, 2009

by TestMonkeyUnlimited December 17, 2011

A girl who calls herself a “glock girl” is a girl who thinks she’s tough and country. She normally wears jeans and constantly listens to modern country music.
Jake: Why does she post pictures of trucks and four wheelers when she works in an office all day?
Jim: She must think she’s a real glock girl.
Jim: She must think she’s a real glock girl.
by prisonpuppy101 March 3, 2019

That Glock Jocker just told me every other manufacturer has the wrong grip angle and that slide bite is an integral design feature to be able to stay on target when mag dumping.
by JG69 June 14, 2022

by Forever553344 October 31, 2019
