A word used for those complete douche bags who arent really mad at the world, or dont really have any problems with the world, but just for the sake of being douche bags, they decide to take up an image that really isnt expressive of their lifestyle, but want to come off as some type dark, mysterious person
by e-diggs May 9, 2008
Get the glemo mug.A younger, most likely middle school aged female who uses VSCO, and Tik Tok constantly. They usually try their best to get the most attention they can possibly get. They make dumb amounts of noise with hydroflasks in class, and always smack gum as loud as possible. They usually are super interested in boy bands, kpop, and/or Twenty one pilots. There are many variations, including emo gleamer, and gamer gleamer. They also love to post their friends names on The Urban Dictionary with descriptions of their specific friends. Synonyms include dumb bitches, and VSCO Girls.
Man, goddamn, I sit next to a stupid Gleamer in class, and she makes the most fucking noise a human can possibly make with that stupid fucking hydroflask
by BleasheeVor September 22, 2019
Get the Gleamer mug.To immediately throw away something that you know you will not keep later. (related) To jenny gleason is to completely purge oneself of all but life's essentials.
Ryan gleasoned his yogurt lid medal immediately following the office olympics, despite Pam looking on, reasoning that he would eventually toss it later anyways.
by lazycalifornian August 4, 2007
Get the gleason mug.To go into a discussion forum with the sole purpose of sending an derogatory but entirely truthful personal message to the owner, then posting a copy on the forum itself for all members to see. Especially refers to the owner of a website affectionately known as Woodchuck Underground.
Generally doing this will cause the person who is gleaning to be lerkfished.
Generally doing this will cause the person who is gleaning to be lerkfished.
by guilty bystander November 5, 2010
Get the Gleaner mug.A streak of shit left in the back of the underpants. Usually caused by an overfilled colon during some type of physical activity.
After returning home from a long bike ride, Mary noticed gleasters in her panties as she was preparing to shower.
It seemed that every pair of underpants in the hamper had gleasters, making the job of laundry quite distasteful.
Noting that John had gleasters in the back of his underwear, Sally chose not to perform analingus on him during foreplay.
My god, you seem eat like every meal is like your last meal. I'll bet every pair of your underpants has gleasters.
It seemed that every pair of underpants in the hamper had gleasters, making the job of laundry quite distasteful.
Noting that John had gleasters in the back of his underwear, Sally chose not to perform analingus on him during foreplay.
My god, you seem eat like every meal is like your last meal. I'll bet every pair of your underpants has gleasters.
by jrquixote December 10, 2006
Get the gleasters mug.Dwight: Hey, you wanna smell my beard? Cletus: Hell no! Isn't that your paramour's gleaze shining in the moon lighty night? Dwight: Yeah, I like to remaginate about her while I'm at work.
by Noel Grassy January 4, 2008
Get the gleaze mug.Who are you kidding. You have nothing to be sad about. Your just like Adam Lambert that Gleamo from American Idol.
by mcdermis May 12, 2009
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