girlfriend 

n. indexical. the female to whom the utterant is attraceted in all relevent ways (e.g. aesthetic, interests, &c.)

my girlfriend is fly as hell and i (whatever my politically correct gender may be) cannot keep my hands off her. of course i'd miss her more if i could see her but not talk to her than if i could talk to her and not see her. i suppose that tells you where my priorioies lie, but then again welcome to modern technology. so who wants to guess my gender? you think you know but you gonna be wrong. love y'all anyway.

girlfriend by anonymous (but the email is real) January 20, 2004

Girlfriend 

The shit you will never get

Why don't I get a girlfriend...CAUSE I'M FUCKING LONELY BITCHES

Girlfriend by THEPINNAPPLE January 8, 2015

girlfriend 

Something you don't have and probably won't have for rest of your life.

Girlfriend is a legendary creature.

girlfriend by iamsureyoudontwanttoknow January 7, 2016

Girlfriend 

Something you fuck?

I dont have a girlfriend

Girlfriend by AloneWithPorn September 8, 2010

girlfriend 

The person who in a boy's life is there solely for the satisfaction of said boy who must be disciplined (spanked, caned, etc.) on a regular basisif she is bad or fucked as hard as the boy wants whether she likes it or not......

Boy: This is my girlfriend. She is my slave, and I get what I want. Right, Laura?

Girl: Yes, master...

girlfriend by dz.vdv September 14, 2008

girlfriend 

A female who does selfless and thoughtful acts and, from time to time, shall unexpectedly fall on a man's doorstep with delicious stolen spring rolls, a passionate kiss and soft murmurs on the man in question's strength, virility and overall godliness. Catfights and tardiness are NEVER excuses for not fulfilling said roles.

"I don't need lunch, thanks...I have a girlfriend."

girlfriend by Lance Romance1 September 15, 2008

girlfriend 

Just another cum dumpster, pig, lying , stank ho who cheats with some scumfuk a-hole with hepatitis & no money, but he has a bunch of tattoos then she steals MY money all the while lying to me on the telephone. Girlfriends are now classified as evil. Re-term the phrase girlfriend with cum dumpster.

Hey Joe wheres your girlfriend tonight? Well you know...I blew a load in her mouth then she went back to Jimmy the rock and roll artist...you know the one with the two inch penis that treats her like shit and makes HER pay for everything.

girlfriend by Mr Right1111112 October 15, 2008