Giraffe Tongue

A huge dark clit. Usually found in/on black chicks, but the coloration and size can be found in other races. Named because of the resemblance to a giraffe tongue, g.t for short Possible side-effect of vegetarianism.

"Sorry ma'am i can't get my dick in, your massive penis is in the way!"

"It's not a dick, it's my clit!"

"Oh... it looks like a giraffe tongue."

by Funkit January 02, 2011

Angry Giraffe

When your wife keep trying to give you a hand job, with no lube and your dick becomes ruggedburned.

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My wife forgot the lube last night in her excitement and now I got an angry Giraffe

by Angry Giraffe April 17, 2017

giraffe knuckle

An elongated and thick set of labia on a women's vagina

I was going to bang Kayla until I tripped over her giraffe knuckle.

by The_Raven_556 March 03, 2019

Giraffe Boy

Giraffe Boy is someone who has a long kneck and has skinny legs

Omg Thomas is a giraffe Boy!

by randomshit123 February 25, 2018

Mini Giraffe

The Mini Giraffe from the Direct Tv commercials with the russian guy is the coolest thing/animal the world has ever known. Evrybody wishes the could have one and would do devilish deeds to recieve one.

I was watchin tv when the sexy mini giraffe from the direct tv commercial popped up.

by MiniGiraffeMan April 21, 2011

Giraffe Balls

Said to someone after they didn't get a clear reference or joke to signify that it went over their head. Usually confuses them even more which adds to the teasing.

Dave - Tells a joke...
Karen "I don't get it"
Dave "Giraffe balls"
Karen "Huh?"

by Shadow the little blue cat March 26, 2019

giraffe pose

mirror selfie done by stretching your arm until you feel like it’ll fall off

"man, that giraffe pose really hurt my arm”

by quarkies January 09, 2023