The sexiest, most badass, funniest 17 year old you will ever meet. Vine famous with his adorable best friend jack Johnson. Of course has some sexy ass friends like sammy wilkinson. He can sing too😍
Girl 1: hey did you hear jack and jacks new song?
Girl 2: yeah did you see the music video??!?!?
Girl 1: yes omg I wanna bang jack gilinsky holy shit
Girl 2: yeah did you see the music video??!?!?
Girl 1: yes omg I wanna bang jack gilinsky holy shit
by shawnsoldier June 22, 2014
Get the jack gilinsky mug.To spend money to "improve" or "pimp out" a worthless item such as a crappy car, dump of a house, or other such item. Usually done by spending more to upgrade an item than was paid for it but still not actually increasing the value of the item with these upgrades.
After Sam spent $1900 to pimp out his $300 rusted out, beat up, 1982 Celebrity all he got for his trouble was a gilded turd and credit card debt.
"My sister is a moron."
"Why's that?"
"She bought a $30,000 burnt out house in the worst part of town and spent $100,000 making it livable. Now she can't sell it because everyone who could afford it doesn't want to live anywhere near that part of town."
"Sounds like she's got a gilded turd on her hands."
"My sister is a moron."
"Why's that?"
"She bought a $30,000 burnt out house in the worst part of town and spent $100,000 making it livable. Now she can't sell it because everyone who could afford it doesn't want to live anywhere near that part of town."
"Sounds like she's got a gilded turd on her hands."
by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008
Get the Gilded Turd mug.A girl who has a lot to her: she's smart, funny, nice, honest, sexy and beautiful. Looks as though she is a Goddess, The only thing is: she doesn't know any of that. She doesn't believe it although people around her tell her it's true all the time. She's a great sport and has a heart the size of the ocean. She's just straight adorable. If she truly falls in love, She loves with all of her heart and soul. If you ever need her, she is there. Her feelings get hurt easily but she bounces back quickly, Although, deep hurts take longer to get over. If you do her wrong, or hurt her deeply, she doesn't forget and she will hold the grudge for a lifetime. If you happen to know a Heather, never let her go. She's more than worth your time.
by splittail August 18, 2011
Get the Heather Gilmer mug.Staying up late playing video games and jerking off. In order to compete the Gillette you must also fall asleep at work due to the late night of jerking off and playing video games.
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by qlh27 January 29, 2015
Get the Gilda Radner mug.A fairly common syndrome, one that is worldwide, seen in some wealthy folks who, despite having anything they want at their fingertips, are still insufferable assholes.
Although it is tempting to explain away Benedict Donald’s obscene behavior as being attributable to Gilded Asshole Syndrome, it remains more likely that his obscenely disloyal actions are due to intellectual and characterological deficits.
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Get the Gilded Asshole Syndrome mug.a animator that makes absolute masterpieces and is a part of the animation group Hyun’s Dojo
He also is a StickPage member
He also is a StickPage member
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