Geesebumps

A plural form of Goosebumps. The origin of this word actually derives from an Indian Gypsy. He was known to find new ways to piss off her friends, but a few members of society kept him around because his Gypsy magic was mildly entertaining. He created this word as an inventive way to be annoying as he relished in correcting others.

Solomon: It's kinda chilly in here. Both of us have goosebumps.
Arul (the gypsy): Ahem, don't you mean both of us have geesebumps.
Solomon: *slaps him in the face*

by flamingcalamari June 13, 2016

Geeks

A type of carnival freak known for eating live animals

"Remember that tattoo freak in the X-Files?"

"Err...oh yeah."

"What's the name of that type of carnival performer?"

"One that eats live animals?"

"Yeah, that kind."

"They're called geeks."

"Right, right. How fucking hot was Gillian Anderson in that series?"

"Yeah. Definitely yeah."

by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011

geekstress

a very, very sexy geek of the female sex.

Go to Mirabellia.net and you'll be at her site.

Mel The Geek Queen!

by pseudonym_here June 11, 2004

Geesebump

Another plural form of Goosebump.

When I'm about to present my projects, I get Geesebump allover.

by jeremia4263 June 6, 2011

Canadian Geese Attack

Also known as the Hudson Plane landing on January 15th, 2009 was an attack by the Candians using their own wild life i.e. Canadian Geese to bring down an American Airliner. This will not be accepted and action should be taken against Canada.

Guy #1: Hey man, you remember that plane that landed on the Hudson?

Guy #2: Yeah what about it?

Guy #1: Do you remember how it went down?

Guy #2: Uhh yeah birds flew into the engines right?

Guy #1: Yes but what kinds of birds?

Guy #2: Ummm Geese right?

Guy #1: Canadian Geese!!!!

Guy #2: Ohmigod!!! Those son of a bitches!!!

Guy #1: Exactly we need to do something about this!!

Guy #2: Premptive Strike!!!!

Guy #1: Hellz yeah!!!

Guy #2: Man this will go down in history as the infamous Canadian Geese Attack.

by Jokesterpants August 6, 2009

geesh

Exclamation, same as gosh but a bit stronger. Used in Trinidad, mainly by females.

Geesh! I can't believe that!

by Thorsten Kettner July 27, 2006

geese

1. more than one goose

2. some marijuana

1. "Geese inhabit the woods."

2. "I think I'll go smoke some geese."

by djkfhskjfhg August 3, 2007